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Heidi Montag:
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Information:
Name: Heidi Montag
Born: 1986-09-15
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2008), Entertainment Tonight (2008), How I Met Your Mother (0), Ellen (2008), Drama in the Hills: US Weekly Presents the Top 10 Most Memorable Moments Ever (2008)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta
!
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
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How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle.
BoFionnZS
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the
window...!
ConstantinoJameelahtI
What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
ArvinGabhanJo
Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were
confused about which side to spit on.
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A businessman tells his friend that his
company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't
your company hire a new accountant a few
weeks ago?"
The
businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking
for."
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fred (surprised):
Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed
as an
undertaker.
TyeAarmanMU
Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will
you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !
KennedyKlintef
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's leg
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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